Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nutritional Slumming: \ | | | Food whose enjoyment stems not from | | flavor but from a complex mixture of | | class connotations, nostalgia signals, | | and packaging semiotics: Katie and I | | bought this tub of Multi-Whip instead | | of real whip cream because we thought | | petroleum distillate whip topping | | seemed like the sort of food that air | | force wives stationed in Pensacola back | | in the early sixties would feed their | | husbands to celebrate a career | | promotion. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;