Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / -- All articles that coruscate with \ | resplendence are not truly auriferous. | | -- When there are visible vapors having | | the prevenience in ignited | | | | carbonaceous materials, there is | | conflagration. -- Sorting on the part | | of mendicants must be interdicted. -- A | | plethora of individuals wither | | expertise in culinary techniques | | vitiated | | | | the potable concoction produced by | | steeping certain coupestibles. -- | | Eleemosynary deeds have their initial | | incidence intramurally. -- Male | | cadavers are incapable of yielding | | testimony. -- Individuals who make | | their abode in vitreous edifices would | | be well | | | | advised to refrain from catapulting | \ projectiles. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;