Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / He's dead, Jim. \ | | | -- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark", | \ stardate 3196.1 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;