Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Murphy's Laws: \ | | | (1) If anything can go wrong, it will. | | | | (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. | | | | (3) Everything takes longer than you | \ think it will. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;