Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Good government never depends upon \ | laws, but upon the personal qualities | | of those who govern. The machinery of | | government is always subordinate to the | | will of those who administer that | | machinery. The most important element | | of government, therefore, is the method | | of choosing leaders. | | | \ -- Frank Herbert, "Children of Dune" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;