Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Women sometimes forgive a man who \ | forces the opportunity, but never a man | | who misses one. | | | \ -- Charles De Talleyrand-Perigord / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;