Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, \ | barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, | | who'll boost your morale, Though | | mountains may topple and tilt. When | | they've blackballed, bamboozled, and | | burned you, When they've turned on you, | | Tory and Whig, Though you may be thrown | | over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never | | go wrong with a pig, a pig, You'll | | never go wrong with a pig! | | | \ -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;