Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Bunker's Admonition: \ | | | You cannot buy beer; you can only rent | \ it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;