Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What passes for optimism is most often \ | the effect of an intellectual error. | | | | -- Raymond Aron, "The Opium of the | \ Intellectuals" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;