Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The urge to destroy is also a creative \ | urge." -- Bakunin [ed. note - I would | | say: The urge to destroy may sometimes | \ be a creative urge.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;