Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive \ | should be forced to write 5000 lines of | | code using nothing but vi or emacs. | | AAAAACK! (Discussion in | | comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness | \ of commands, especially Emacs.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;