Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________ / FROM THE DESK OF \ | | | Dorothy Gale | | | | Auntie Em: | | | | Hate you. | | | | Hate Kansas. | | | | Taking the dog. | | | \ Dorothy / ------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;