Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite \ | as comfortably in the circuits of a | | digital computer or the gears of a | | cycle transmission as he does at the | | top of a mountain or in the petals of a | | flower. To think otherwise is to demean | | the Buddha -- which is to demean | | oneself. | | | | -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of | \ Motorcycle Maintenance" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;