Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the \ | double lock will keep; May no brick | | through the window break, And, no one | \ rob me till I awake. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;