Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are probably better ways to do \ | that, but it would make the parser more | | complex. I do, occasionally, struggle | | feebly against complexity... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <7886@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;