Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It must be remembered that there is \ | nothing more difficult to plan, more | | doubtful of success, nor more dangerous | | to manage, than the creation of a new | | system. For the initiator has the | | enmity of all who would profit by the | | preservation of the old institutions | | and merely lukewarm defenders in those | | who would gain by the new ones. | | | \ -- Machiavelli / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;