Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL \ | 9000 computer. I became operational at | | the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on | | January 11th, nineteen hundred | | ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. | | Langley, and he taught me to sing a | | song. If you would like, I could sing | \ it for you. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;