Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / People don't usually make the same \ | mistake twice -- they make it three | \ times, four time, five times... / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;