Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / brain-damaged, generalization of \ | "Honeywell Brain Damage" (HBD), a | | theoretical disease invented to explain | | certain utter cretinisms in Multics, | | adj: | | | | Obviously wrong; cretinous; demented. | | There is an implication | | | | that the person responsible must have | | suffered brain damage, | | | | because he/she should have known | | better. Calling something | | | | brain-damaged is bad; it also implies | \ it is unusable. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;