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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ brain-damaged, generalization of        \
| "Honeywell Brain Damage" (HBD), a       |
| theoretical disease invented to explain |
| certain utter cretinisms in Multics,    |
| adj:                                    |
|                                         |
| Obviously wrong; cretinous; demented.   |
| There is an implication                 |
|                                         |
| that the person responsible must have   |
| suffered brain damage,                  |
|                                         |
| because he/she should have known        |
| better. Calling something               |
|                                         |
| brain-damaged is bad; it also implies   |
\ it is unusable.                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;