Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The first thing we do, let's kill all \ | the lawyers. | | | \ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;