Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did \ | gyre and gimble in the wabe. "Beware | | the Jabberwock, my son! All mimsy were | | the borogroves The jaws that bite, the | | claws And the mome raths outgrabe. that | | catch! | | | | Beware the Jubjub bird, He took his | | vorpal sword in hand And shun the | | frumious Bandersnatch!" Long time the | | manxome foe he sought. So rested he by | | the tumtum tree And as in uffish | | thought he stood And stood awhile in | | thought. The Jabberwock, with eyes | | aflame | | | | Came whuffling through the tulgey wood | | One! Two! One! Two! And through and And | | burbled as it came! | | | | through The vorpal blade went | | snicker-snack. "Hast thou slain the | | Jabberwock? He left it dead, and took | | its head, Come to my arms, my beamish | | boy! And went galumphing back. Oh | | frabjous day! Calooh! Callay!" | | | | He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, | | and the slithy toves Did gyre and | | gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the | | borogroves And the mome raths outgrabe. | | | \ -- Lewis Carroll, "Jabberwocky" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;