Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Top scientists agree that with the \ | present rate of consumption, the | | earth's supply of gravity will be | | exhausted before the 24th century. As | | man struggles to discover cheaper | | alternatives, we need your help. | | Please... | | | | CONSERVE GRAVITY | | | | Follow these simple suggestions: | | | | (1) Walk with a light step. Carry | | helium balloons if possible. (2) Use | | tape, magnets, or glue instead of | | paperweights. (3) Give up skiing and | | skydiving for more horizontal sports | | like curling. (4) Avoid showers .. take | | baths instead. (5) Don't hang all your | | clothes in the closet ... Keep them in | | one big pile. (6) Stop flipping | \ pancakes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;