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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Top scientists agree that with the      \
| present rate of consumption, the        |
| earth's supply of gravity will be       |
| exhausted before the 24th century. As   |
| man struggles to discover cheaper       |
| alternatives, we need your help.        |
| Please...                               |
|                                         |
| CONSERVE GRAVITY                        |
|                                         |
| Follow these simple suggestions:        |
|                                         |
| (1) Walk with a light step. Carry       |
| helium balloons if possible. (2) Use    |
| tape, magnets, or glue instead of       |
| paperweights. (3) Give up skiing and    |
| skydiving for more horizontal sports    |
| like curling. (4) Avoid showers .. take |
| baths instead. (5) Don't hang all your  |
| clothes in the closet ... Keep them in  |
| one big pile. (6) Stop flipping         |
\ pancakes                                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;