Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Maslow's Maxim: \ | | | If the only tool you have is a hammer, | | you treat everything like | | | \ a nail. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;