Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | KATHERINE HEPBURN as the lying, | | stealing, singing, preying witch girl | | of the Ozarks... "Low down white | | trash"? Maybe so -- but let her hear | | you say it and she'll break your head | | to prove herself a lady! | | | | -- Spitfire (1934) | | | | Do Native Women Live With Apes? | | | | -- Love Life of a Gorilla (1937) | | | | JUNGLE KISS!! | | | | When she looked into his eyes, felt his | | arms around her -- she was no longer | | Tura, mysterious white goddess of the | | jungle tribes -- she was no longer the | | frozen-hearted high priestess under | | whose hypnotic spell the worshippers of | | the great crocodile god meekly bowed -- | | she was a girl in love! | | | | SEE the ravening charge of the hundred | | scared CROCODILES! | | | | -- Her Jungle Love (1938) | | | | LOVE! HATE! JOY! FEAR! TORMENT! PANIC! | | SHAME! RAGE! | | | \ -- Intermezzo (1939) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;