Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I have no doubt that it is a part of \ | the destiny of the human race, in its | | gradual improvement, to leave off | | eating animals. | | | \ -- Thoreau / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;