Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A cloud does not know why it moves in \ | just such a direction and at such a | | speed, if feels an impulsion... this is | | the place to go now. But the sky knows | | the reasons and the patterns behind all | | clouds, and you will know, too, when | | you lift yourself high enough to see | | beyond horizons. | | | | -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for | \ the Advanced Soul / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;