Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I wasn't recommending that we make the \ | links for them, only provide them with | | the tools to do so if they want to take | | the gamble (or the gambol). | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709292259.PAA10407@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;