Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Pedro Guerrero was playing third base \ | for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 | | when he made the comment that earns him | | a place in my Hall of Fame. Second | | baseman Steve Sax was having trouble | | making his throws. Other players were | | diving, screaming, signaling for a fair | | catch. At the same time, Guerrero, at | | third, was making a few plays that | | weren't exactly soothing to manager Tom | | Lasorda's stomach. Lasorda decided it | | was time for one of his famous | | motivational meetings and zeroed in on | | Guerrero: "How can you play third base | | like that? You've gotta be thinking | | about something besides baseball. What | | is it?" | | | | "I'm only thinking about two things," | | Guerrero said. "First, `I hope they | | don't hit the ball to me.'" The players | | snickered, and even Lasorda had to | | fight off a laugh. "Second, `I hope | | they don't hit the ball to Sax.'" | | | | -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball | \ Game" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;