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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Pedro Guerrero was playing third base   \
| for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984     |
| when he made the comment that earns him |
| a place in my Hall of Fame. Second      |
| baseman Steve Sax was having trouble    |
| making his throws. Other players were   |
| diving, screaming, signaling for a fair |
| catch. At the same time, Guerrero, at   |
| third, was making a few plays that      |
| weren't exactly soothing to manager Tom |
| Lasorda's stomach. Lasorda decided it   |
| was time for one of his famous          |
| motivational meetings and zeroed in on  |
| Guerrero: "How can you play third base  |
| like that? You've gotta be thinking     |
| about something besides baseball. What  |
| is it?"                                 |
|                                         |
| "I'm only thinking about two things,"   |
| Guerrero said. "First, `I hope they     |
| don't hit the ball to me.'" The players |
| snickered, and even Lasorda had to      |
| fight off a laugh. "Second, `I hope     |
| they don't hit the ball to Sax.'"       |
|                                         |
| -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball  |
\ Game"                                   /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;