Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out \ | of this 14th STORY WINDOW while reading | \ ERICA JONG'S poetry!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;