Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to \ | relinquish the spheroid. | | | | -- Indiana University fans' chant for | \ their perennially bad football team / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;