Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, \ | all of Western civilization would | | presumably flunk it. | | | \ -- Stanley Garn / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;