Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wish and hope succeed in discerning \ | signs of paranormality where reason and | | careful scientific procedure fail. | | | | -- James E. Alcock, The Skeptical | \ Inquirer, Vol. 12 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;