Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I'm an idiot.. At least this one [bug] \ | took about 5 minutes to find.." (Linus | | Torvalds in response to a bug report.) | | | | > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] | | took about 5 minutes to find.. | | Disquieting ... (Gonzalo Tornaria in | | response to Linus Torvalds's mailing | | about a kernel bug.) | | | | > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] | | took about 5 minutes to find.. We need | | to find some new terms to describe the | | rest of us mere mortals then. (Craig | | Schlenter in response to Linus | | Torvalds's mailing about a kernel bug.) | | | | > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] | | took about 5 minutes to find.. Surely, | | Linus is talking about the kind of | | idiocy that others aspire to :-). | | (Bruce Perens in response to Linus | \ Torvalds's mailing about a kernel bug.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;