Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The forest is safe because a lion lives \ | therein and the lion is safe because it | | lives in a forest. Likewise the | | friendship of persons rests on mutual | | help. | | | \ -- Laukikanyay. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;