Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / May not be reproduced, in whole or in \ | part, by any means, mechanical or | | electronic, except for brief excerpts | | for the purpose of inclusion in | \ reviews. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;