Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Always there remain portions of our \ | heart into which no one is able to | \ enter, invite them as we may. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;