Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I think a relationship is like a shark. \ | It has to constantly move forward or it | | dies. Well, what we have on our hands | | here is a dead shark. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;