Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "All God's children are not beautiful. \ | Most of God's children are, in fact, | | barely presentable." | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;