Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / At times discretion should be thrown \ | aside, and with the foolish we should | | play the fool. | | | \ -- Menander / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;