Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Backward conditioning: \ | | | Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an | \ attempt to make a bell ring. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;