Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Oh don't the days seem lank and long \ | | | When all goes right and none goes | | wrong, And isn't your life extremely | | flat | | | \ With nothing whatever to grumble at! / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;