Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Rudin's Law: \ | | | If there is a wrong way to do | | something, most people will | | | | do it every time. | | | | Rudin's Second Law: | | | | In a crisis that forces a choice to be | | made among alternative | | | | courses of action, people tend to | | choose the worst possible | | | \ course. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;