Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Every night my prayers I say, \ | | | And get my dinner every day; And every | | day that I've been good, | | | | I get an orange after food. The child | | that is not clean and neat, | | | | With lots of toys and things to eat, He | | is a naughty child, I'm sure-- | | | | Or else his dear papa is poor. | | | \ -- Robert Louis Stevenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;