Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you give Congress a chance to vote \ | on both sides of an issue, it will | | always do it. | | | \ -- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;