Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Windows 95 Beer: A lot of people have \ | taste-tested it and claim it's | | wonderful. The can looks a lot like Mac | | Beer's can, but tastes more like | | Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. | | cans, but when you look inside, the | | cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. | | Most people will probably keep drinking | | Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends | | try Windows 95 Beer and say they like | | it. The ingredients list, when you look | | at the small print, has some of the | | same ingredients that come in DOS beer, | | even though the manufacturer claims | \ that this is an entirely new brew. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;