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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  I. Any body suspended in space will    \
| remain in space until made aware of     |
|                                         |
| its situation.                          |
|                                         |
| Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting |
| further pastureland. He                 |
|                                         |
| loiters in midair, soliloquizing        |
| flippantly, until he chances to         |
|                                         |
| look down. At this point, the familiar  |
| principle of 32 feet per                |
|                                         |
| second per second takes over.           |
|                                         |
| II. Any body in motion will tend to     |
| remain in motion until solid matter     |
|                                         |
| intervenes suddenly.                    |
|                                         |
| Whether shot from a cannon or in hot    |
| pursuit on foot, cartoon                |
|                                         |
| characters are so absolute in their     |
| momentum that only a telephone          |
|                                         |
| pole or an outsize boulder retards      |
| their forward motion absolutely.        |
|                                         |
| Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden     |
| termination of motion the               |
|                                         |
| stooge's surcease. III. Any body        |
| passing through solid matter will leave |
| a perforation                           |
|                                         |
| conforming to its perimeter.            |
|                                         |
| Also called the silhouette of passage,  |
| this phenomenon is the                  |
|                                         |
| speciality of victims of                |
| directed-pressure explosions and of     |
| reckless                                |
|                                         |
| cowards who are so eager to escape that |
| they exit directly through              |
|                                         |
| the wall of a house, leaving a          |
| cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The         |
|                                         |
| threat of skunks or matrimony often     |
| catalyzes this reaction.                |
|                                         |
| -- Esquire, "O'Donnell's Laws of        |
\ Cartoon Motion", June 1980              /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;