Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Flon's Law: \ | | | There is not now, and never will be, a | | language in | | | | which it is the least bit difficult to | \ write bad programs. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;