Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I have never understood the female \ | capacity to avoid a direct answer to | | any question. | | | | -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", | \ stardate 3417.3 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;