Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Five is a sufficiently close \ | approximation to infinity. | | | | -- Robert Firth | | | | "One, two, five." | | | \ -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;