Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Worst Car Hire Service \ | | | When David Schwartz left university in | | 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. | | Being a natural prankster, he acquired | | a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages | | waiting for the scrap heap in | | California. | | | | He put on a cap and looked forward to | | watching people's faces as he conducted | | them round the choice of bumperless, | | dented junkmobiles. | | | | To his lasting surprise there was an | | insatiable demand for them and he now | | has 26 thriving branches all over | | America. "People like driving round in | | the worst cars available," he said. Of | | course they do. | | | | "If a driver damages the side of a car | | and is honest enough to admit it, I | | tell him, `Forget it'. If they bring a | | car back late we overlook it. If | | they've had a crash and it doesn't | | involve another vehicle we might | | overlook that too." | | | | "Where's the ashtray?" asked one Los | | Angeles wife, as she settled into the | | ripped interior. "Honey," said her | | husband, "the whole car's the ash | | tray." | | | | -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic | \ Failures" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;