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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Worst Car Hire Service              \
|                                         |
| When David Schwartz left university in  |
| 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. |
| Being a natural prankster, he acquired  |
| a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages    |
| waiting for the scrap heap in           |
| California.                             |
|                                         |
| He put on a cap and looked forward to   |
| watching people's faces as he conducted |
| them round the choice of bumperless,    |
| dented junkmobiles.                     |
|                                         |
| To his lasting surprise there was an    |
| insatiable demand for them and he now   |
| has 26 thriving branches all over       |
| America. "People like driving round in  |
| the worst cars available," he said. Of  |
| course they do.                         |
|                                         |
| "If a driver damages the side of a car  |
| and is honest enough to admit it, I     |
| tell him, `Forget it'. If they bring a  |
| car back late we overlook it. If        |
| they've had a crash and it doesn't      |
| involve another vehicle we might        |
| overlook that too."                     |
|                                         |
| "Where's the ashtray?" asked one Los    |
| Angeles wife, as she settled into the   |
| ripped interior. "Honey," said her      |
| husband, "the whole car's the ash       |
| tray."                                  |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;